FBI SEIZES OVER 3,000 PENISES DURING RAID AT MORGUE EMPLOYEE’S HOME

FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human penises. The...

‘Beast Finally Defeated:’ London’s Fatberg Is Gone

(NEWSER) – It was longer than two football fields, weighed as much as nearly a dozen double-decker buses, and took nine weeks to annihilate—but the London...

Love Zoo: Will sex cure panda’s habit of walking backwards?

A young female panda at Berlin Zoo is being set up with a male lover in the hope that sex will help cure her...

Man arrested by Israeli police after writing ‘good morning’ on Facebook

A man in the West Bank was arrested by Israeli police after he wrote "good morning" in Arabic on Facebook and then software mistranslated...

Van wedged into cottage wall after crash in Bedfordshire

A van has crashed into a 16th century cottage in Bedfordshire, smashing through its front door and becoming lodged in the wall. The vehicle flew...

Airplane Forced To Make Emergency Landing Because Woman’s Crotch Smelled So Bad

Airplane Forced To Make Emergency Landing Because Woman’s Crotch Smelled So Bad What started out as a regular flight quickly became the flight from hell...

Man threatens McDonald’s staff with his penis in one hand and a knife in...

  A homeless man terrified McDonald’s staff in Cornwall when he began waving his penis around with one hand and a knife in the other. Edward...

Australian pig steals beer, gets drunk and fights a cow.

Never Mind the huge spiders and millions of other things that can kill a human in a heartbeat down under. Today we are learning...

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